- I thought we were friends. - We are.

-我以为我们是朋友 -我们是
Best friends--that's why we shouldn't be roommates.

最好的朋友所以我们不能成为室友
We'll end up fighting and putting a masking-tape line

我们会以打架告终并且在我们的房间中央
- down the middle of our room. - We just won't get masking tape.

-拉一条胶带 -咱们不买胶带就好啦
Troy, you should live with someone who you like,

特洛伊你应该和喜欢的人住在一起
but whose friendship wouldn't be altered because of constant irritation

而且他的友谊不会因为经常被激怒而改变
that's Pierce.

这个人就是皮尔斯
If you and I move in, we jump the shark.

我们做室友剧情就会急转直下
- That'll end it. - Well, maybe you're ending it.

-无戏可演友谊终结 -现在你就是在终结友谊
Oh, and for the record,

对了请注意
There was an episode of Happy Days

《欢乐时光》里面就有一集
where a guy literally jumped over a shark,

一个人真的从鲨鱼上跳过去了