来自《废柴联盟 第1季 第25集 第25集》

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  I wish I could live two lives.
  真希望我会分身
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  One of me would go with Vaughn,
  一个和沃恩远走高飞
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  and one of me could stay here.
  一个继续留在这里
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  Yeah, one of me could be back with Slater,
  是啊 一个我和斯莱特重归于好
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  and the other could try it with Britta.
  而另一个我和布雷塔甜甜蜜蜜
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  And then we could all get together for some weird foursome.
  那我们就可以组成诡异四人组了
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  Um, I guess I got to... got to deal with it.
  我想我得 我得去处理这件事了
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  Good luck.
  祝你好运
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  I'm glad you're staying.
  很高兴你能留下来
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  Abed's Video Yearbook
  阿布蒂的视频年鉴
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  Oh, my God. I'm finally popular enough to be in the yearbook.
  苍天啊 我终于能出现在年鉴里了
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  What do you mean "video yearbook"?
  什么是"视频年鉴"啊