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When it came to her separation,
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Lynette Scavo was determined to do everything by the book.
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She made sure her visitation days
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were evenly divided.
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She kept perfect records of her household expenses.
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She found healthy ways to relieve her stress.
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Yes, Lynette was confident
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her by-the-book approach was the right one,
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Sadly, not everyone was on the same page.
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Well, look who cleaned out the sad-sack aisle
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at the bookstore.
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At least your divorce is good for the publishing industry.