来自《绝望的主妇 第8季 第4集 第4集》

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  Perhaps you've heard of "Doctor Porcupine"?
  你听没听说过《刺猬医生》这本书
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  He has a very prickly bedside manner.
  就是那个老给病人挑刺的刺猬医生
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  Right. But see, when you say "Art,"
  知道 但是对你来说 所谓艺术
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  you mean a hedgehog with a stethoscope,
  不过是给刺猬戴个听诊器什么的
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  and to me, art means reaching down your throat,
  对我来说 艺术好比直捣人的深喉
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  tearing your guts out, and smearing it all over canvas.
  剖心掏肺 再血淋淋地涂抹于画布之上
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  Anger, passion-- that's what interests me.
  愤怒 激情 这些才能吸引我
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  Well, uh,
  好吧 那么
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  "Doctor Porcupine loses a patient and kills a hooker"
  刺猬医生死一个病人就杀一个妓女
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  doesn't have the same ring to it.
  还是不能同日而语吗
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  I'm looking for serious students of the medium.
  我需要的是艺术态度严肃的学生
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  You're a bored housewife trying to kill time
  你不过是个无聊的家庭妇女 一会儿健身