来自《恋爱手册 第1季 第10集 第10集》

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  Andrew and Zelda may never have met.
  安德鲁和泽尔达可能永远不会认识
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  Uh, my friend Stephie signed me up,
  是我朋友史黛菲帮我注册的
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  and I'm actually just here for this interview
  我这次来的目的
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  to try and get her money back.
  其实是想把她的钱要回来
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  Stephie wondered if she, like Ivan Vaughan,
  史黛菲猜想自己是不是如同伊万·沃汉一样
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  was a matchmaker who could never be matched herself.
  是个撮合别人无数却撮合不了自己的红娘
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  I'm gonna start looking for someone for Stephie.
  我要开始为史黛菲物色对象
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  Maybe lightning will strike twice.
  也许我会二次牵线成功
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  And I'll use my company's empirically proven algorithm
  而我会用公司经实践证明的算法
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  that makes lightning strike 3,000 times a day.
  来确保每天牵线成功3000次
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  I'm insecure about my job.
  我对自己的工作没有安全感
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  Done. 12 matches.
  完成 12个相亲对象