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She came over to borrow a plunger.
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Wait. Wait. Wait. I wasn't ready.
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Tell it again from the beginning.
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Oh, I had a great meet-cute with Trav.
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They pulled him out and put him in my arms.
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But they forgot to tell me how slippery he was.
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He kinda just got away from me.
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Hence, square head.
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Kills at parties.
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We just love the neighborhood.
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What a great yoga yard.
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Tell me about it, sister.