told me this stuff is perfect for making friends.

跟我说酒这玩意儿特别适合结交朋友
What do you say?

怎么样
Why would you put your foot in the door if you're not wearing shoes?

没穿鞋你怎么还敢光脚挡门
Seems dumb now.

是很蠢哦
Oh, yeah. This toenail's a goner.

脚趾甲压坏了
Are you comfortable there? Do you need a banjo?

你舒服够了吗要不给你把五弦琴弹弹
Great. More redneck jokes.

不错再开几个乡村玩笑
So... yell me about you and Andy.

跟我说说你和安迪的事吧
How long have you two been married?

你俩结婚多久了
- We're not married. - Oh. Is he gay?

-我俩没结婚 -他是基友吗
I'm not talking to you about this.

我才不要跟你讨论这个
Are you gay?

你是拉拉吗