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My real job.
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Samantha just called in sick.
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Mom, I'll cover it. We'll be fine.
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You can switch shifts with somebody at the firehouse.
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Mom! I'm a candidate.
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You know that they can bounce me like that.
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I have to go.
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Fine. Go.
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You're late!
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Good afternoon, candidate.
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- Sorry. - First he blows a no-hitter.
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Now he's coming in five minutes late.