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After years of war,
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starvation and sickness,
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the South surrendered,
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bringing a decisive end to...
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Excuse me.
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You think a war that divided our nation
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and pitted brother against brother is boring?
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The way you're teaching it.
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Well, I'm not gonna take teaching advice from a woman
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who taught her class that President Garfield
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loved lasagna.
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Can you prove that he didn't?