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Oh, look. How was your water last night?
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I didn't force you to drink so much vodka
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or to make out with that poster
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of "The Most Interesting Man in the World."
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No, you didn't,
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but you did try to sabotage my evaluation.
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Which means you were scared I was gonna do better than you.
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Which means...
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someone thinks I'm a good teacher.
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No, I don't.
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Boom!
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I do.