God, I'm gonna look like a big Marshmallow Peep!

天哪，我会变成 - 只粉红凯蒂猫！
What am I doing? What am I doing?

我在干什么？
My father's right! I can't live on my own.

我爸爸说的对！我无法独立
I can't even do laundry!

我连洗衣服都不会！
Something went wrong with Underdog...

那个超狗气球出状况了
...and they couldn't get his head to inflate.

他们又没办法帮狗头充气
So anyway...

总之…
...his head is, like, flopping down Broadway.

狗头就在百老汇上直直滚下去，对吧？
And I'm thinking...

我就在想
...how inappropriate this is.

这真的是不对劲
I've got something's in my eye. Joey, could we check it in the light, please?

我的眼里有东西乔伊，我们到灯光下看看好吗？
- Oh, my God! - What?

- 哦，我的天！ - 干嘛？