来自《废柴联盟 第1季 第9集 第9集》

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  Great. Now I got to start the whole joke over again.
  这下可好 我得把整个笑话又从头再讲一遍了
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  - Okay, so this guy-- - No!
  -好吧 这个男的 -别说了
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  I've got one for you.
  我给你讲个笑话
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  A doddering old fool
  一个步履蹒跚的老白痴
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  walks into a bar, tells a stupid joke,
  走进一家酒吧 讲了个白痴笑话
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  and I crush his windpipe with my three-ring binder.
  然后我用我的三孔档案夹压断了他的气管
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  - I don't get it. - Britta's trying to give up cigarettes.
  -没懂你这笑话 -布雷塔正在努力戒烟
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  Don't tell them my business.
  别把我的事告诉他们
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  I will slap that smug look right off your pointy face.
  我会立马赏你的尖脸几巴掌 扇掉这自以为是的表情
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  Britta, I'm saying this because I care about you
  布雷塔 我是关心你才会这么说
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  and you're my friend.
  而且你是我的朋友
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  You need to start smoking again.
  你得再次开始抽烟