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Sarah kept the ring?
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I hope you die in a fire.
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You act like you're the first person to ever get cheated on.
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It happens to everybody, even me.
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Oh, yeah? Does everyone
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walk in on their fiance sucking off a rapper?
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Honey, your throat feeling any?
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How they do.
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Yeah, buddy. Grillionaire in the house.
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Hey, who knew blowjobs were good for sore throats, right?
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The most rewarding part of our friendship...
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...is your ability to