You know she's only coming

她这么早来只是
in early so she can take control of everything.

为了掌控所有事情
No, she's not. Quit being so dramatic.

她不会的你太夸张了
If she has it her way,

如果用她的方法
the reception's gonna be a potluck in a barn.

肯定会把宴会搞的一团糟的
She's pious and conservative, Dan, not Pennsylvania Dutch.

她又虔诚又保守她不是德裔宾州人
Probably gonna churn our own butter for the dinner rolls.

也许她会自制黄油来做面包圈
My parents are paying for this entire wedding.

整个婚礼都是我父母出的钱
She's entitled to some input.

她把这称为投资
Come on, babe.

别这样宝贝
I just don't want her to suck all of the fun out of the wedding.

我只是不想让她把婚礼变得毫无乐趣
It's my day too.

这也是我的婚礼