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...that you have yet to partake
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in the wonderment that is the pancakewich.
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Let me enlighten you.
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What happens is the one true god grows pancakewiches on trees...
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...in the elysian fields using a mystical incantation.
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He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery...
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...where whatever societal
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reject griddleworld has rescued off the dole...
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...gently wraps them in
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cellophane and passes them along to you...
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...the fortunate consumer.
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You proceed to ingest this finery...