来自《我希望在地狱里仍有酒喝 第0集》

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  Here we are ladies, one for each of you. Palm greaser for you.
  女士们 一人一杯 这是你的
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  - Panty dropper for you. - Not cool, you know.
  -这是你的 -一点也不好玩
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  Making fun of girls to impress your friends is so immature.
  拿女孩开玩笑来搭讪的方法很幼稚
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  You're such a jerk.
  你真是个笨蛋
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  Your friends are laughing more than mine.
  你朋友的笑声比我朋友还多
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  - I'm not laughing at all. - Why are you guys laughing?
  -我没笑 -你们笑什么
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  Don't laugh. It's not funny.
  别笑了 一点也不好玩
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  I think a toast is in order for my buddy Dan,
  敬我的兄弟 丹
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  who's also getting married.
  他快要结婚了
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  And the bachelorette and all her beautiful friends...
  敬这个未婚女士 还有她漂亮的朋友们
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  ...even the bitchy prude.
  还有这个暴躁的处女
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  Here is to the people we've met.
  敬所有认识的人