来自《我希望在地狱里仍有酒喝 第0集》

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  Are you guys drinking water? We don't allow Mormons in here.
  你们在喝水吗 这里不欢迎摩门教徒的
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  Yes, but we're also drinking Thug Passion.
  当然 不过我们也喝暴徒激情
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  It's what your mom put in your
  就是你妈放在你奶瓶里的那种
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  bottle so she could watch young and the restless.
  然后才能照顾烦人的小孩
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  My mom used Bourbon.
  我妈用的是波旁威士忌
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  All the sugar in Cognac made me hyper.
  放在科涅克白兰地里的糖让我精力旺盛
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  And judging by the distance between your eyes...
  另外 根据你眼睛的间距判断
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  ...I'd say your mom drank
  当你还在子宫里时
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  it all while you were still in the womb.
  你妈就把它喝完了
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  Did she just make a fetal alcohol joke?
  她刚说了个胎儿与酒的笑话
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  - Whoa! - Wait, wait, wait.
  -等等 -等等
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  When you're done changing or whatever...
  等你换完衣服后