来自《我希望在地狱里仍有酒喝 第0集》

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  My mom used Bourbon.
  我妈用的是波旁威士忌
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  All the sugar in Cognac made me hyper.
  放在科涅克白兰地里的糖让我精力旺盛
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  And judging by the distance between your eyes...
  另外 根据你眼睛的间距判断
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  ...I'd say your mom drank
  当你还在子宫里时
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  it all while you were still in the womb.
  你妈就把它喝完了
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  Did she just make a fetal alcohol joke?
  她刚说了个胎儿与酒的笑话
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  - Whoa! - Wait, wait, wait.
  -等等 -等等
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  When you're done changing or whatever...
  等你换完衣服后
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  ...come back over here and keep talking shit to him.
  请你回来继续和他乱扯
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  - Please. - Thank you.
  -拜托 -谢谢
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  - Oh, god. - Which one do you want?
  -上帝 -你要哪个
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  - I'll take the - I'll take the one in the pink.
  -我要 -我要粉色衣服的