来自《我希望在地狱里仍有酒喝 第0集》

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  ...and give me a hand job in the alley?
  并称我为科克舰长
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  You're a Star Trek nerd?
  你很爱看星际旅行吗
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  Color me shocked.
  真让我吃惊
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  Live long and prosper, dork.
  "长寿与繁荣" 笨蛋
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  Okay, I'm a dork?
  好吧 我是个笨蛋吗
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  You are the one with a video-game character's name.
  你才是那个跟游戏人物名字一样的人
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  Genius. That game came out after I was born.
  真聪明 那游戏在我出生之后才发售的
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  I was named after Agustin Lara.
  我的名字来自于奥古斯丁·劳拉
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  Wait, wait, wait, who is that?
  等等 那是谁
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  A famous Mexican intellectual.
  一个有名的墨西哥知识分子
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  That's a funny joke.
  真有趣
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  No funnier than you
  没有你发现你女友