来自《我希望在地狱里仍有酒喝 第0集》

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  Dan's bachelor party is the whole reason we're here.
  我们是因为丹的单身汉聚会才这里的
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  No, don't let me keep you here.
  不 别让我成为你留下的理由
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  Nothing would make me happier
  没有什么比看见她在游戏里
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  Than to see her whip your ass at a video game.
  把你打得屁滚尿流更让我开心了
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  I would consider it if we had
  除非我们有个能玩的地方
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  a place to play and I had my special controller.
  而且还要有我特制的控制器 我才会考虑
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  Well, you're in luck, because my shift just ended.
  你很走运 因为我刚下班
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  We can play at my house, I have everything.
  我们可以去我家玩 我什么都有
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  Except your candy-ass little controller.
  除了你那个胆小鬼控制器
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  - Then it's a bet. - No.
  -那就赌定了 -不
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  I'm not going to some vile stripper den.
  我才不会去可耻的脱衣舞女的家里
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  You know her baby daddy is just waiting there for me...
  她孩子的爸爸肯定在那等着我