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My midget princess.
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Her dark hair and sparkling eyes
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reminded me of Alyssa Milano.
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Her compressed cervical vertebrae and bowed legs...
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...told me exactly what Alyssa Milano would look like...
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...if she were placed in a vise and squished to one-quarter size.
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So as her pigeon-toed feet carried her past our table...
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...I slid down in my chair,
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hoping to catch her eye.
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She looked at me.
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Her mashed-up teeth...
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...sparkling in the oily light of the novelty condom machine.