来自《我希望在地狱里仍有酒喝 第0集》

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  All I could think about was
  我满脑子都想着
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  how big those hands would make my penis look.
  那双手能把我的小弟弟弄多大
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  She ate it up.
  她把瓶口全吞进去了
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  I'm not a dwarf, I'm a little person.
  我不是侏儒 我只是身材矮小
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  Is that what doc told you, grumpy?
  是医生这么跟你说的吗 小坏蛋
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  She laughed her tiny little laugh at my tiny little jokes...
  对于我的小玩笑 她笑了一小下
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  ...and then threw me a fastball down the middle.
  然后她给了我一个明确的信号
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  So, what do you want to do?
  那么 你想干什么
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  It was the tiny little opening I needed.
  那正是我需要的小开场白
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  I wanna make a mess in your mouth.
  我想在你的嘴巴里乱搞一通
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  - Let's go to my place, then. - Okay.
  -那去我房间吧 -好的
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  Just to be safe, leave the pickax here.
  安全起见 把锄头留在这里吧