来自《我希望在地狱里仍有酒喝 第0集》

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  They're not like regular cats, they're like dogs.
  它们不是普通的猫 他们就像狗
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  Now, see, that is right on cue. Every cat person says that.
  你看 这话给人暗示 每个养猫的都这么说
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  Now, you know what's not like a regular cat?
  你知道什么样猫才不普通吗
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  A fucking dog.
  一只狗
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  There's no need to thank me.
  不用谢我了
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  The silent, awed adoration is its own reward.
  静静地 敬畏地崇拜就是对它的奖赏
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  What you doing?
  你在做什么
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  I'm talking to the turtles.
  我正在跟海龟聊天
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  Are they telling you to kill that fat girl behind us?
  它们是让你去杀了我身后的肥婆吗
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  Because that's what they're telling me to do.
  它们是这样告诉我的
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  What? How can you be mad about that?
  怎么了 你在生什么气呢
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  Fat girls aren't real people.
  胖女孩不算是人