来自《我希望在地狱里仍有酒喝 第0集》

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  Are they telling you to kill that fat girl behind us?
  它们是让你去杀了我身后的肥婆吗
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  Because that's what they're telling me to do.
  它们是这样告诉我的
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  What? How can you be mad about that?
  怎么了 你在生什么气呢
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  Fat girls aren't real people.
  胖女孩不算是人
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  How can a man say something like that?
  一个男人怎么能这么说话
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  Well, usually I don't say it. Usually it's my friend Drew.
  我通常不会说 平时都是我朋友德鲁说
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  And then I come in,
  然后我来到这
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  Pick up the girl on the rebound. But he's not here.
  在伤心之时泡个妞儿 但他却不在
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  So you're drinking alone?
  所以你在自己喝酒吗
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  That's one of the beginning stages of alcoholism, you know.
  这是酒精中毒的前兆
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  Oh, I am way past the beginning stages.
  我早就过了初级阶段了
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  I already hide liquor and drink alone in the dark.
  我已经习惯藏好烈酒并在黑暗中独饮了