I don't like my family

我不喜欢我的家人
and my friends drink as much as me.

而我的朋友和我一样喝很多酒
How about it causes long-term health problems?

长期喝酒会引起健康问题吗
I drive way too fast to worry about anything long-term.

我没担当心长期的问题
Now, it costs money. I'll give you that.

我还会说它很费钱
But I'm gonna spend my money recklessly anyway.

但是反正我也会毫无顾忌的花钱
Better on alcohol

花在酒精上
than on drugs or pornography.

总比起花在毒品或黄色杂志上强多了
How about it causes rude and aberrant behavior?

喝酒会引起粗鲁的异常举动吗
I'm an asshole when I'm sober, drinking actually calms me down.

当我清醒时我是个混蛋喝酒让我冷静下来
Now, think about its benefits.

现在想想它的好处
Makes me invulnerable to criticism.

让我面对指责刀枪不入