来自《我希望在地狱里仍有酒喝 第0集》

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  I didn't believe it.
  我并不相信
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  Only a few short years ago, he was throwing rocks at girls...
  因为几年前 他还在向女孩儿们扔石头
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  and now he is putting one on her finger.
  而现在他手里却牵着一个女孩
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  Oh, god.
  天啊
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  I have known Kristy for a few years now...
  我认识克瑞斯蒂好几年了
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  and I couldn't ask for a better sister-in-law.
  我找不到比她更好的弟媳了
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  Here is to my little bro and his bride.
  敬我的弟弟和他的新娘
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  All right, Sling Blade, give me that mike.
  好了 呆子 把麦克风给我
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  Some of you may not know me.
  你们当中有些人可能不认识我
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  My name is Tucker Max.
  我叫塔克·麦克斯
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  Dan's my best friend.
  丹是我最好的朋友
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  At least he was, until last week
  至少他曾经是 直到上个星期