with Aidan the way that he is.

也算是好事了
I'm sorry, but I feel like I'm splitting the cable bill

抱歉只是感觉咱们这室友
with a ticking time bomb.

就跟定时炸弹一样
Is this the right cloth-Aaah!

是这块布吗
What is that? What is that?

那是什么是什么
You know, we hear all about what time and gravity

我们一直听到的都是时间和地心引力
does to a woman's breasts,

对女人胸部的作用
but nobody shines a light on what it does to a man's yam bag.

却没人指出它们对男人命根子也有影响
That's a silent suffering.

男人只能默默地承受着
That's profound.

真是受教
Oh, are you, like, giving a massage to a dead man?

你是在给死人做按摩
It helps with the rigor mortis.

可以缓解尸僵