Let's just say your shirt looks like my underwear right now.

你的衬衫跟我身上的内裤一样全是汗渍
Yeah. Well, look, no one tells Gayle anything she can't handle.

听好了谁也不许对盖尔说打击人的话
That's your mom's rule, all right?

这是你们老妈的规定知道了吗
You treat her like a mental patient.

你们要像对待精神病一样对待她
Well, I mean, she probably should be one, right?

她本来就是精神病是吧
Yeah, I heard she ate her lipstick once

是啊我听说有一次她把自己的口红吃了
because she wanted to feel "red" inside.

因为她想感受一下内在的"激情"
And she made a dress out of live shrimp and wore it to mass.

她还用活虾做了件连衣裙穿到外面去秀
Oh, and she shaved her cat.

她还给猫剃胡子呢
Come on, Louise. You know none of that is true.

行了露易丝你知道这些都不是真的
Except for the cat shaving.

除了给猫剃胡子
And maybe the shrimp. And the lipstick.

还有活虾连衣裙还有吃口红