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your face for 20 years.
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Harsh, but Ellie and I have a pact.
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We tell each other the harsh
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truth no matter what.
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That's why she thanked me
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when I told her she needed to wear a padded bra,
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because sometimes her nerps
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- point in different directions. - Sometimes.
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I like the googly eyes.
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I mean, I know I haven't done great with the ladies so far,
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But now with my new soul friend...
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I am ready.