来自《我欲为人 第3季 第5集 第5集》

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  about the birds and the bees.
  小鸟啊蜜蜂啊
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  Well, that was a close one.
  刚才真悬
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  What are you doing?
  你在干什么
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  Uh, you are on horror-movie detention, my friend.
  我不准你看恐怖电影了 朋友
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  I want nothing but rom-coms on that TV from now on.
  从现在起你只能看浪漫喜剧
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  Next time you can accuse me of being Meg Ryan.
  下回你可能会说我是麦格·莱恩
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  No, no, you can't do that. I'm not a child.
  不 你不能那么做 我可不是小孩子
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  Really? 'Cause you just acted like one.
  真的吗 但你刚才的行为就像个小孩
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  Vampires?
  吸血鬼
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  Really?
  不是吧
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  Can you believe she possessed me?
  你能相信她居然附上了我的身
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  You do see the Karmic justice in this though.
  你看出这事的因果报应了吧