来自《少男老爸 第1季 第9集 第9集》

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  Oh, that's ironic.
  真是讽刺啊
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  I thought your specialty was wrecking them.
  我还以为你的专长是拆房子来着
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  Just the old broken-down ones.
  我只拆那些旧"危房"而已
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  Dad, come on. You said you weren't go there.
  老爸 拜托 你说过你不会提起那些事的
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  Go where? Mid-life crisis island?
  提起啥 中年危机岛么
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  Too late! I heard you were just elected mayor!
  太迟了 我听说你早就被选为那里的岛主了
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  You know what you should try? Yoga.
  你知道你该尝试下啥么 瑜伽
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  I've been doing it twice a week.
  我一直都是两个星期练一次来着
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  I can actually touch my toes.
  我都可以摸到我的脚趾了
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  Oh. Well, that should make it easier
  这样啊 那你就能更容易地
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  for you to pull your head outta your--
  把你的脑袋从你... 抽出来
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  Mom!
  老妈