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The journal of one Mr. Daniel J. Wheeler
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Oh my God! Aww, that was our senior class project.
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Should we read it? Is that like totally wrong?
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Oh, I'm sorry. What were you saying? I was reading.
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Tucker, if you're gonna invade someone's privacy,
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at least have the decency to read it out loud.
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Hey, you got room for one more out here?
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Look, Ray, I'm sorry.
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But I just can't pretend that I'm happy to see you.
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Well, I could.
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But then they'd have to give me an award,
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and I'd have to write a speech