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Your little criminals snuck into my house
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and stole my wall clock.
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What?
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It was a hand-painted, purple and white wall clock.
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My son made it.
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You sure you didn't misplace it? You are getting up in years.
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No offence,
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but you probably forget where you put things.
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No offence, but you should be sterilized.
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Look! My boys do not break into people's houses.
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Sure, they may have stolen your flowerpot.
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But you know they apologized for that.