来自《芝加哥烈焰 第1季 第22集 第22集》

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  Kids are gonna love it.
  小孩子会很喜欢的
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  Oh. What could possibly go wrong?
  话说会不会出错啊
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  Guys, guys, I have an announcement to make.
  大家注意 我有话要说
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  Please, I need everybody's attention.
  都注意了啊
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  Today, I came across something so upsetting
  今天遇到件事让哥很不爽
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  that it literally shook me to the core.
  真把我震惊得目瞪口呆
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  I was in the laundry room.
  我刚在洗衣房
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  I was pulling my stuff from the washer to the dryer,
  正要把洗好的衣服放到烘干机里
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  and I discovered these left inside.
  然后我就在里边发现了这玩意儿
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  Oh!
  哎哟我去
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  Don't look at me.
  别看我
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  I've been a Fruit of the Loom man since 1975.
  我75年就开始穿鲜果布衣了