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I was in the laundry room.
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I was pulling my stuff from the washer to the dryer,
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and I discovered these left inside.
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Oh!
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Don't look at me.
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I've been a Fruit of the Loom man since 1975.
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20 bucks to whoever finds the owner.
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Oh! Lieutenant.
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Hey, first, they ain't mine.
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Second, these don't come down until the owner steps forward.
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I can't unsee this. Someone has to pay.
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He who smelt it hath dealt it.