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See if anybody remembers the world's messiest eater.
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He had hot pepper all over his wrists.
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Messy eaters, they spill on their faces,
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on their chests, on their...
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Laps. Not on their wrists.
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Wait a minute, my mom's arthritic bridge partner, Mrs. Han,
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used to rub pepper on her joints.
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It's a Korean home remedy.
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Maybe John Doe had tendonitis.
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From what? He wasn't an athlete.
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The guy didn't even wear sneakers.
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He wore flip-flops and socks.