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Ninja snowflakes!
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Gene.
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Speaking of Christmas, here's my annual list of demands.
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"My own apartment."
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And it cannot be a studio.
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You have exactly seven shopping days to comply.
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If it rolls into day eight,
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there will be tears and violence.
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I want a dry erase board.
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So I can write down all my private thoughts
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and then erase them immediately.
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I want the actual Olympic bobsled