No, I-I would have. Just not today.

不我会给的只是不是今天给
Maybe it's from Santa.

也许是圣诞老人的来信
It's from the law firm of Bankoff, Bostwick & Biel.

是3B律师所寄来的
Santa's suing us!

圣诞老人起诉了我们
Hey, it says I've been named an heir

信上说欧内斯特·伦巴第在遗嘱中
in the enclosed will of Ernest G. Lombard.

指定我为继承人
Aw! Uncle Ernie's dead?

欧叔叔死了吗
But it's Christmas.

但现在是圣诞节啊
Huh, I haven't talked to Uncle Ernie in years.

我和欧叔叔都好多年没说过话了
"Talking to Uncle Ernie" would be great code for going a poop.

"跟欧叔叔谈谈"可以用作上大号的暗号
Gene, he just died.

吉恩他刚刚去世了
It's a fitting tribute.

我刚刚那句是颂词来着