Our new upstairs neighbor.

我们楼上的新邻居
Earl, does she look like a prostitute to you?

厄尔你觉得她看上去像是妓女吗
Well, I don't like to judge a book by its cover,

我不喜欢以貌取人以皮论书
but if she was a book,

可如果她真是本书
she'd be the kind that other books pay for sex.

她就是其他书愿付钱搞的那种书
Sophie just came in, Earl thinks she's a hooker,

苏菲来店里了厄尔也觉得她是妓女
and now my lip is feeling very Courtney Love.

现在我嘴唇感觉好"一代名妓"啊
I invited her here for a free meal,

是我请她来吃饭的
we have to make this work out for us.

我们得把关系搞好
Last night, she threatened to call her "friend," the landlord,

昨晚她都恐吓我们要打给房东"好友"了
and that can never happen.

绝不能让这事发生
We're illegal tenants,

我们是非法转租客