I invited her here for a free meal,

是我请她来吃饭的
we have to make this work out for us.

我们得把关系搞好
Last night, she threatened to call her "friend," the landlord,

昨晚她都恐吓我们要打给房东"好友"了
and that can never happen.

绝不能让这事发生
We're illegal tenants,

我们是非法转租客
and I'd rather have a noisy roof over my head than no roof.

楼上吵总比没楼住来得好
Let me do the talking.

让我来跟她谈
You're too upset, and you might say something insulting.

你心情太差可能说错话惹到人家
Like what? "Hi, thanks for the lip gloss

说错什么呀 "你好谢谢你的唇彩
and the series of uncomfortable conversations

多亏了你我才有机会尴尬地告知
with every lover I'll have for the rest of my life."

我未来爱人们唇蜜送我的疾病"
You don't need to tell them,

不用你告知啊