Has everybody lost their minds? That's ridiculous. That's absurd.

每个人都疯了吗? 太扯了吧! 简直荒谬至极!
Do you want top or bottom?

你要在上还是在下?
Put that back in your secret booby place. That's... No.

把那放回你的胸前藏匿处不行!
I don't want to take advantage of you.

我不想占你便宜
Look, don't take this so seriously.

你别把这件事看得太严肃
I'm certainly not. I'm doing this on a lark.

我一点也不认真我只是为了好玩才这么做
And you won't be taking advantage of me.

而且你不会是占我便宜
Do you know how many loser boyfriends I have had?

你可知我曾经交过多少没出息男友?
Do you know how many times I have given myself... body, mind, soul...

你可知我曾经多少次付出整个人的身心灵
hoping that this was it, this was the one,

只希望对方是我的真命天子
only to find out he was just another asshole?

结果却发现自己又碰到另一个没用的猪头
Look, if there's a chance...

如果有那么一个机会