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The female returns just before the chick hatches.
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If you have any questions, please feel free to ask.
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What are you doing here?
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Are you telling me that the male penguin really lives off his own fat for 65 days
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while he's protecting the egg?
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You think that the female could bring him, like, a mackerel burger?
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Seriously, why are you here?
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Look, I don't buy the whole "I'm not emotionally available" thing.
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Are you dying? Is that why you don't want to get involved with me?
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Because you don't wanna hurt me when you die?
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No, I'm not dying.
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Well, I'm not dying either, so what is it, then?