She's beached over there by the giant garbage bag full of doughnut holes.

她在那趟着旁边巨型垃圾袋里装满了甜甜圈球
Eleanor Skepple.

艾莲诺·史盖普
She's angry, rude, and she smells bad.

她脾气暴躁举止粗鲁身上一股难闻的味道
In addition to back acne,

外加背上长痘痘
she's got front acne and side acne.

前面有痘痘两旁也有痘痘
You see that glass of water there? She keeps her teeth in that glass.

看到那杯水了吗? 她的假牙就装在那杯水里
So you're saying that she's single.

你说她单身
She's your best bet, man.

她是你的最佳选择
You sink the soldier all you want. This chick ain't never getting married.

随便你上多少妞这一个铁定永远嫁不出去!
If she was the last woman on the face of the earth,

如果她是世界上最后一个女人
humanity would come to a screeching halt.

人性道德将严重沦丧灭绝
Hey, asshole, got my peanut butter?

嘿混球帮我拿到花生酱了吗?