Okay, so I wrote this song and I think it's super special.

我写了这首歌我觉得它很棒
And believe me, I'm not one to blow smoke up my own skirt.

相信我我不是自吹自擂的人
You're following me while I jog with my dog.

我正牵着狗慢跑你们却在搞跟踪
That is-- That is so uncool.

这实在是太讨厌了
Go, go, go! Dig in!

走走走快跑
Listen, why don't you just listen to the song,

你就听听这首歌吧
and if you hate it, we'll get out of here, okay?

如果你不喜欢我们马上就走
You know...

那个...
what you're doing is so disturbing

你们的行为真的很烦人
and arguably psychotic, but the song isn't terrible.

而且跟神经病一样但这歌不赖
You don't have a hook, you need a hook.

你的歌没有叠句你得有叠句
So get a hook and then maybe we'll have something to talk about.

搞段叠句这样也许我们还有的谈