来自《一年之痒 第0集》

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  How late are we?
  我们迟了多久
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  Well, you, my little friend, are 10 minutes early.
  实际上 我的小朋友 你早了十分钟
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  I told you the wrong time
  我告诉了你错误的时间
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  because I knew you'd never be on schedule.
  因为我料到你绝对不会准时
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  Right.
  好吧
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  I'm just trying to work out if I find that endearing
  我在思考我到底应该感动呢
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  or it makes me want to bludgeon you to death with a shovel.
  还是找把铁锹把你打死
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  No, it's endearing.
  当然应该感动
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  I think it's a shovel.
  我想找铁锹
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  - It's endearing. - Do we have a shovel?
  -应该感动 -我们有铁锹吗
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  Well, firstly, a hearty "Mazoltov" for your marriage.
  首先 我衷心"嘱咐"你们的婚姻
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  - I think it's "Mazel tov", isn't it? - Thank you.
  -应该是"祝福"吧 -谢谢