来自《一年之痒 第0集》

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  I'm just trying to work out if I find that endearing
  我在思考我到底应该感动呢
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  or it makes me want to bludgeon you to death with a shovel.
  还是找把铁锹把你打死
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  No, it's endearing.
  当然应该感动
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  I think it's a shovel.
  我想找铁锹
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  - It's endearing. - Do we have a shovel?
  -应该感动 -我们有铁锹吗
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  Well, firstly, a hearty "Mazoltov" for your marriage.
  首先 我衷心"嘱咐"你们的婚姻
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  - I think it's "Mazel tov", isn't it? - Thank you.
  -应该是"祝福"吧 -谢谢
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  I always thought it was "Mazel tov".
  我一直觉得是"祝福"
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  I don't know, I'm not Jewish.
  我不知道 我不是犹太人
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  But, as you know, whilst everything may seem so happy now,
  你们也知道 即使现在看来一切安好
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  of course you could be struck down at any time.
  也不代表你们不会遭遇飞来横祸
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  Cancer. Heart disease. Meningitis.
  癌症 心脏病 脑膜炎