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You say no, I say yes.
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So, remember to play up our ethical credentials.
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Don't mention the BP campaign.
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And let's emphasise the online campaign we did for Greenpeace.
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Our job is to convince people
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his solvents won't render the planet a barren, lifeless husk
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- unfit for future generations. - Piece of piss.
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How are we gonna do that, then?
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Well, if he's a cheapskate like his dad,
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we suggest making the typeface green and yellow
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and sticking some sort of sunflower or butterfly on the logo.
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It's textbook.