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his solvents won't render the planet a barren, lifeless husk
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- unfit for future generations. - Piece of piss.
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How are we gonna do that, then?
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Well, if he's a cheapskate like his dad,
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we suggest making the typeface green and yellow
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and sticking some sort of sunflower or butterfly on the logo.
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It's textbook.
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Depressingly, you could be right.
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I expect he'll be some sort of tasteless Yank,
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obsessed with how we're all so quaint,
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spell "Colour" With a "U",
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worship Benny Hill and then say "Awesome" A lot.