then he's an idiot.

那他就是个白痴
- He doesn't deserve you. - Yeah, right.

-他配不上你 -好吧
I mean, look at me.

看看我
I'm in a rented flat

住出租公寓
wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants dressing gown,

穿着海绵宝宝睡袍
eating a mixture of animal fat and sugar

吃着做成煎蛋形状的
made to look like a fried egg.

动物脂肪和糖的混合物
I'm 32 years old.

我已经32岁了
Yeah, and you've spent your whole life doing things

没错但你一生的所作所为
which make everybody else look shallow, trivial and pointless.

让别人的人生看起来肤浅琐碎毫无意义
I think it's slightly more important to be able to

控制流行疾病的转播
limit the spread of an epidemic

应该比会玩3P