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Okay, close your eyes. Come on. Do it.
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Imagine Bobby with the most beautiful golden hair.
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Really?
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He was ripped like a greek god.
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My microwave's broken.
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I ate a whole tub of uncooked biscuit dough,
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And I think it's rising in my stomach.
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Eyes back closed.
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Is it a golf tournament? Where are all the fans?
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This place should be roaring with polite golf claps.
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No one shows up for qualifiers.
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Robert Cobb to the tee.